Just give it a little lick
So, you like to lick plastic, eh? Oooh, you're a kinky one, which usually goes hand-in-hand with being unsanitary, so at least you're internally consistent on that point. Licking the sugru gives you a slight thrill and a faint aftertaste of Cheetos and finger oils. Your score has increased by 1 (which is meaningless, of course, in a stateless world such as this one, but revel in the moment!).